The Over/Under on the Dallas Cowboys Season Getting T.O.’d is…?
My guess is, well oh, 33 percent sounds like a good number! That is 33 percent that it will go up in smoke! So Cowboy fans, the numbers still seem to be in your favor…Which is more than I can say for the rest of the country as the “Bailout Plan”, went, well, up in smoke too!
After for the most part of little over a year of being a great “human being”, seemingly who had overcome his pill popping issues…Looksy what happened. The real Terrell Owens, the one everybody hates once again shined through the dark clouds he casts over every NFL team that he plays for. Although not surprising in the least! For we all know Owens body language better than he does, and for us who saw the Redskins-Cowboys game on Sunday saw this coming to a postgame microphone somewhere located in Texas Stadium. However as perplexed of an ass hole he is, his post game gripes were even more out of this world! Wait a minute, what am I saying…I’m talking about Terrell Owens! None of the shit he every does, says makes sense!
"I'm a competitor and I want the ball,'' T.O. said after the 26-24 loss to the Redskins, Now sure he was a little cranky after the loss because we all know that he envisioned the Cowboys going 16-0…So understandably has reasons to pout just as “Little T” does! Implicating the coaching staff for not recognizing that he must be the focal point of the offense. Even though the numbers, (and they don’t lie) shows the quarterback throws 17 passes in your direction and you also run the ball twice for 11 yards…Which ironically just happened to be 33 percent of the Cowboys offense on Sunday. Thirty–three percent was directed towards a douchbag who thinks he needs to be involved more so…Very interesting! Speaking of the quarterback, the same one She-O came to the defensive of last year, in tears no less after getting bounced from the playoffs. Now it just looks like Terrell Owens' love affair with his “quarterback” and the rest of his Dallas teammates may be turning down the rocky path that his relationships with Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia followed. So much for the sobfest…It was a good show though! I’m just glad I had my popcorn ready!
Needless to say, we’re all going to have to get our popcorn ready…When a cat gets looked at 17 times and runs it twice on two end-arounds. Yet when asked if the ball was thrown his way often enough, Owens said:
"I would say no. I'm a competitor, and I want the ball,” oh yes, we have a hell of a show on our hands!! And adds…"Everybody recognized that I wasn't really getting the ball in the first half," Owens said. "I'm pretty sure everybody watching the game recognized it, people in the stands recognized it, I think my team recognized it. I didn't quit. I kept fighting and trying to run my routes and trying to get open."
Gees, that’s so f-ing of you that you continued to do your freaking job! Wait, I just came up with a brilliant notion…Even better than the “Bailout Plan”! Movie theaters need to come up with the “Terrell Owens Popcorn Bucket”…So quite simply we don’t have to be concerned about running out of popcorn during this show! Make it the biggest, baddest popcorn bucket known to man…You know, to resemble him!
Now I’m no Jason Garrent or anything, but looksy as if the offense was forcing the ball to TO at times, at least it seemed like that, (COUGH). And you can't make me believe this line couldn't do more with running plays and blocking. What happened to draw plays with Felix? What happened to Barber/Felix packages to keep the defense guessing? What happened to Felix in the passing game since he has receiver skills? The guy’s only Maurice Jones-Drew revisited, (of course taller). Barber, well, speaks for himself…Did they even dress out on Sunday?
Look, don’t get your jock strap in a bunch just because it seems as if father time is beginning to slowly creep up on the old man. Since the iggles game, you look more like a 40-year old. DB’s are on you like flies on shit these days…Seemingly your separation from them is non-existent! Pretty soon Garrent’s going to have to take a page out of the Miami Dolphin’s playbook and drum up the “Wildcat Offense” just to make your prick ass happy! Hate to inform you of this, um, yeah, you are not as good as you think you are and um, yeah, the offense goes through F-ing Marion Barber, not you "Cast Iron Skillet Hands"!
And with the flare up of Owens yet again, finally we get back the selfishness of TO….Missed it for a season! It's amazing when the Cowboys start to implode. Next week: Pacman hits up one of the 200K strip clubs in Dallas, slaps a stripper and Jerry Jones bails him out of jail. It'll be nothing if entertaining. Let the choking begin! Have fun not winning another playoff game, Cowboy fans! I LOVE ME SOME ME!
Oh shit…Couple things just in, TO's Drama Part III coming your way. Getcha popcorn ready and enjoy the show. Not to be out done…
Drew Rosenhaus has just announced a 6 PM press conference in T.O.'s drive way. Members of the Media are cordially invited to watch his superstar do situps, lift weights, and smile--all the while telling anyone who will listen that he's under utilized and under appreciated. For those members of the media unable to attend, Rosenahus will forward tape of same scene/different team from T.O.'s days as an Eagle.
My guess is, well oh, 33 percent sounds like a good number! That is 33 percent that it will go up in smoke! So Cowboy fans, the numbers still seem to be in your favor…Which is more than I can say for the rest of the country as the “Bailout Plan”, went, well, up in smoke too!
After for the most part of little over a year of being a great “human being”, seemingly who had overcome his pill popping issues…Looksy what happened. The real Terrell Owens, the one everybody hates once again shined through the dark clouds he casts over every NFL team that he plays for. Although not surprising in the least! For we all know Owens body language better than he does, and for us who saw the Redskins-Cowboys game on Sunday saw this coming to a postgame microphone somewhere located in Texas Stadium. However as perplexed of an ass hole he is, his post game gripes were even more out of this world! Wait a minute, what am I saying…I’m talking about Terrell Owens! None of the shit he every does, says makes sense!
"I'm a competitor and I want the ball,'' T.O. said after the 26-24 loss to the Redskins, Now sure he was a little cranky after the loss because we all know that he envisioned the Cowboys going 16-0…So understandably has reasons to pout just as “Little T” does! Implicating the coaching staff for not recognizing that he must be the focal point of the offense. Even though the numbers, (and they don’t lie) shows the quarterback throws 17 passes in your direction and you also run the ball twice for 11 yards…Which ironically just happened to be 33 percent of the Cowboys offense on Sunday. Thirty–three percent was directed towards a douchbag who thinks he needs to be involved more so…Very interesting! Speaking of the quarterback, the same one She-O came to the defensive of last year, in tears no less after getting bounced from the playoffs. Now it just looks like Terrell Owens' love affair with his “quarterback” and the rest of his Dallas teammates may be turning down the rocky path that his relationships with Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia followed. So much for the sobfest…It was a good show though! I’m just glad I had my popcorn ready!
Needless to say, we’re all going to have to get our popcorn ready…When a cat gets looked at 17 times and runs it twice on two end-arounds. Yet when asked if the ball was thrown his way often enough, Owens said:
"I would say no. I'm a competitor, and I want the ball,” oh yes, we have a hell of a show on our hands!! And adds…"Everybody recognized that I wasn't really getting the ball in the first half," Owens said. "I'm pretty sure everybody watching the game recognized it, people in the stands recognized it, I think my team recognized it. I didn't quit. I kept fighting and trying to run my routes and trying to get open."
Gees, that’s so f-ing of you that you continued to do your freaking job! Wait, I just came up with a brilliant notion…Even better than the “Bailout Plan”! Movie theaters need to come up with the “Terrell Owens Popcorn Bucket”…So quite simply we don’t have to be concerned about running out of popcorn during this show! Make it the biggest, baddest popcorn bucket known to man…You know, to resemble him!
Now I’m no Jason Garrent or anything, but looksy as if the offense was forcing the ball to TO at times, at least it seemed like that, (COUGH). And you can't make me believe this line couldn't do more with running plays and blocking. What happened to draw plays with Felix? What happened to Barber/Felix packages to keep the defense guessing? What happened to Felix in the passing game since he has receiver skills? The guy’s only Maurice Jones-Drew revisited, (of course taller). Barber, well, speaks for himself…Did they even dress out on Sunday?
Look, don’t get your jock strap in a bunch just because it seems as if father time is beginning to slowly creep up on the old man. Since the iggles game, you look more like a 40-year old. DB’s are on you like flies on shit these days…Seemingly your separation from them is non-existent! Pretty soon Garrent’s going to have to take a page out of the Miami Dolphin’s playbook and drum up the “Wildcat Offense” just to make your prick ass happy! Hate to inform you of this, um, yeah, you are not as good as you think you are and um, yeah, the offense goes through F-ing Marion Barber, not you "Cast Iron Skillet Hands"!
And with the flare up of Owens yet again, finally we get back the selfishness of TO….Missed it for a season! It's amazing when the Cowboys start to implode. Next week: Pacman hits up one of the 200K strip clubs in Dallas, slaps a stripper and Jerry Jones bails him out of jail. It'll be nothing if entertaining. Let the choking begin! Have fun not winning another playoff game, Cowboy fans! I LOVE ME SOME ME!
Oh shit…Couple things just in, TO's Drama Part III coming your way. Getcha popcorn ready and enjoy the show. Not to be out done…
Drew Rosenhaus has just announced a 6 PM press conference in T.O.'s drive way. Members of the Media are cordially invited to watch his superstar do situps, lift weights, and smile--all the while telling anyone who will listen that he's under utilized and under appreciated. For those members of the media unable to attend, Rosenahus will forward tape of same scene/different team from T.O.'s days as an Eagle.
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