Chicago Cubs Playoff Baseball is Nothing More Than an Etch-A-Sketch…
That is when it comes to the post-season. All that hard work they put into the regular season, getting the fans all hot and bothered just like "Cindy" does as she suffocates us with her all natural Double-D body parts knowing full well when the rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is over she’s taking her $10 and leaving. Same thing with the Northsiders when the calendar turns to October and there’s still baseball being played in Wrigleyville…And so began that trend last night as the Dodgers came into the friendly confines and yet again showed us why the Cubs are, well, the Cubs!
Okay, perhaps it’s a little too early for all the doom and gloom. On second thought, no it’s not! We all know how the story ends…Read the book many times! We just don’t know how and when the choking will commence, we just know it will! As I said last night to my roommate even before the loveable losers took the field, that even though the White Sox had to be on life support just to make the postseason, that I wholeheartedly believe that they will advance farther in these playoffs. Quite simply I based that statement on, well, the Cubs, they’re the Cubs…And just as
Dennis Green says, "They are who we thought they were!"
And so in this 2008 edition of the MLB playoffs, the 100 years of agony will soon turn into 101…Hell, it already started last night! We just don’t know when the Cubs are going to erase themselves as if they were something drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Oh wait, they are…
There’s always next year, right? GO CUBBIES!!! Oh yeah, and kudos on the drawing Etch-A-Sketch dude…It makes me want to go out and buy one again so I can once again draw stick figures on it.
That is when it comes to the post-season. All that hard work they put into the regular season, getting the fans all hot and bothered just like "Cindy" does as she suffocates us with her all natural Double-D body parts knowing full well when the rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is over she’s taking her $10 and leaving. Same thing with the Northsiders when the calendar turns to October and there’s still baseball being played in Wrigleyville…And so began that trend last night as the Dodgers came into the friendly confines and yet again showed us why the Cubs are, well, the Cubs!
Okay, perhaps it’s a little too early for all the doom and gloom. On second thought, no it’s not! We all know how the story ends…Read the book many times! We just don’t know how and when the choking will commence, we just know it will! As I said last night to my roommate even before the loveable losers took the field, that even though the White Sox had to be on life support just to make the postseason, that I wholeheartedly believe that they will advance farther in these playoffs. Quite simply I based that statement on, well, the Cubs, they’re the Cubs…And just as
Dennis Green says, "They are who we thought they were!"
And so in this 2008 edition of the MLB playoffs, the 100 years of agony will soon turn into 101…Hell, it already started last night! We just don’t know when the Cubs are going to erase themselves as if they were something drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Oh wait, they are…
There’s always next year, right? GO CUBBIES!!! Oh yeah, and kudos on the drawing Etch-A-Sketch dude…It makes me want to go out and buy one again so I can once again draw stick figures on it.
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