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O.J. Simpson Thrown Out of Steakhouse
"I sense a new menu item for Jeff Ruby: The OJ T-Bone...only available in rare." - Comments by I LOVE ME SOME ME
Shawn Merriman’s Steroids Excuses That He CAN’T Use
"I actually count on my steroid laced candy for post-Halloween flag football production spree." - Comments by M. Smith
Joe Theismann Opens Mouth and Inserts Foot Yet Again…Shocker!
 
 
"The same Joe who changed his last name to rhyme with Heisman. What a modest individual!" - Comments by The Beast
An Exclusive Look at the Official NFL’s Banned Substance List
"You have Reese's on there... is that PB cups? Pieces? the Reese's PB candy bar??? or the Puffs cereal?? Aw, damn... I hope it's not all of them!!!
Wait... are we trying to pass drug tests here or just steroid tests?? Awww, I'm screwed either way! DAAAAMN YOUUUU N-F-L!!!" - Comments by Manny Stiles
 
Major League Baseball Reaching the “Die-Hards”!
"What if little Johnnie didn't like Grama Ruthie and put a Cubs logo on her casket. Sucks to be Grama Ruthie. What's next, caskets shaped like stadiums? Imagine getting buried in a casket that resembled the old Astro Dome." - Comments by Enybo
Wait... are we trying to pass drug tests here or just steroid tests?? Awww, I'm screwed either way! DAAAAMN YOUUUU N-F-L!!!" - Comments by Manny Stiles
 
Backyard BBQ Grilling with M anny Ramirez on eBay
 
"My grill is black and silver (I could 'splash' some green paint on it, sure!) very well worn, used about 3-8 times a month for the last 4 years, but other than the auto-ignite no longer being functional, it's in GREAT shape (I don't sign autographs usually, but I can autograph your balls in black and blue if you want)."  Comments by Manny Stiles
 
The Essence of Christmas…Giving the Gift of Life! Read, You’ll Be Glad You Did!
 
"Nice Job!" - Comments by Bball 3345
 
Harold Reynolds Strikes Back at ESPN!
"Beeyootifully written (however, I am a Kruk fan, too). Reynolds was screwed and we're all dumber for it... Punish him, yes... Firing is less embarassing than putting him back out there.... same for Psycho Lyons." - Comments by Manny Stiles
 
 
Giving New Meaning to the “Dirty Bird”!
 
"Gotta love the title. Props on the pun."  Comments by Jeeves
 
Win or Lose…We Still Booze!

"I'm sure I couldn't have been the only one to think that this was going to be another article about the Cincinatti Bengals...."  Comments by BU ICEMAN

 
For a College Athlete, Mitch Mustain Has a Lot of Growing Up to do!
"Good write...It's mindblowing how often this happens in college sports. College QB today, Arizona State baseball tomorrow, on and on."- Comments by Kelsdad
 
"Good article man. I think you nipped it right in the bud. He needs to grow up!" - Comments by The Beast
 
Loyalty Gets You Up a Creek Without a Paddle Herm Edwards
"I totally agree, Huard should have finnished the season as the starter." - Comments by False Prophet
 
I Failed My “Gender” Test! How About You?
"Mandatory sword fighting should be the test! :)" - Comments by Christof
 
Fireworks in the Stomach

"Wing Bowl is so much better than this weiney eating contest. The difference between men and boys." –Comments by Christof

T.O.’s Misquoted on T.O., in T.O

"He's probablt never even read the book, let alone wrote it. I'm not surprised at all that he didn't write his own biography that claims to be his own words. He's a phony, he always has been. How is this even news? The sky is blue, water is wet, TO is full of it" – Comments by Bleeding Green

"He is not going to last till November with the Cowboys. he is going to blow himself and the team up like he did in Philly. Mark my words, the magic number is 3. Three losses and the Cowboys with T.O. will make the Middle East look like a peaceful enclave." – Comments by Christof

Ghastly Sports Positions

"Worst job in sports...Terrell Owens' dentist (does he ever stop running his mouth), Pete Rose's attorney, Barry Bonds' pharmacist, Dennis Rodman's psychiatrist." – Comments by Shrubbery

"Wing Bowl is so much better than this weiney eating contest. The difference between men and boys." –Comments by Christof
 
Tony Kornheiser's Fantasy Team
"It might be best to package Couric and Kathy Lee for someone more "talented" - Comments by Manny Stiles
 
 
What's Next for UNC
"It's tough for Northern Colorado to keep up in the news with the other UNC.  But apparently attempted murder works for them, to each their own I guess - Comments by I am cpcp
 
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