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Sitting here in the Last Row, sometimes we may need additional explanations of things we observe due to the fact that we are so damn far away from the action?  Binoculars can only do so much for us. While these descriptions at times paint a clearer picture for us, they don't however give us the full meaning. Having the correct understanding of various topics and concepts is key to being a resident of the Last Row. Just so we are all on the same page up here, I must offer this crystal clear definition of a word that we all know so well. The term " BOOB" has been used by all of us in one sense or another? This word is an essential element of LastRowSports.com.   Hmm, but what's the meaning of it?
 

        
  Stanford Cardinal Lineman Gives a Bulletin Board Disertation

Bulletin Board material is way overrated…We’re always making a big deal of peeps words, their guarantees, etc. It’s apparent this dumbass thinks so too. Let’s take a looksy at Mr. Marinelli hat his piehole just gave Notre Dame this weekend…

"They are going to bring a great deal of blitzes – on first down, second down, third down, every down. All kinds of guys and they bring it a bunch of different wayy... but on the same token it's going to go bad for them at one point and we are going to gash the (expletive) out of them, I promise you that. So keep bringing it, keep bringing it. They have one sack all year on 200 blitzes."

"They can keep bringing all the stuff they want", Marinelli added. "We can pick up blitzes. Our defense, blitzes more than anyone in the country, too. So we are ready for that. That's no big deal.

"We've seen everything they've shown on tape. We've seen it before, it's nothing new. They are very disciplined with what they do, which kinda makes it nice. Sometimes when they screw up, it works out better for the defense. We aren't too worried about, we are a uniform group and we'll slide right in there."

"I hate it, playing up there," Marinelli said. "The field, excuse my language, the field sucks. The stadium sucks. I think the area sucks."

"I grew up with a bunch of Irish and Italian Catholic people back home. And all the Irish Catholic people, all they talk about is Notre Dame this, Notre Dame that. And they've never even been there, ya know. So I hate those guys, I hate that school.

"We are going out there to mash them up and that's all there is to it."

Okay, that’s not just bulletin board material, that’s a freaking dissertation...And Jim Harbargh loves you for it! Only falling short of calling out the Pope in thos choice words! Yes, bulletin board material is way overrated, but when a cat who suffers from a severe case of oral diarrhea and there isn’t a pacifier nearby to shut him up, well he’s going to get his lunch at some point. My guess is on Saturday.

I always was under the notion that the peeps who are either currently enrolled in Stanford or are a graduate of, have to be smart…There’s goes that theory! Good to see Stanford doesn’t offer any "public speaking" courses in their core curriculum.

Now, if he was indeed, he’d know that blitzes are designed to make the quarterback make quick decisions before getting munched! Oh yeah, book smart, street stupid, right? He proves that theory correct! In the "common sense world", rule of thumb…Don’t pop off at the mouth to your opponent.

It’s not like the Irish didn’t already have incentive to maul you, you just put an even bigger target on your back! Insulting the grass…Why stop there? Why not call out the tunnel, the grotto, the parking lot, the traffic, the homes in South Bend, the College Football Hall of Fame. For a team who looks like they might be on the verge of getting an identity, well, I’m sure they thank you! And come Saturday, I have a feeling you’ll be thanked over and over again!

It’s kind of like how that Alabama assistant coach said it with regards to Georgia pulling out their black jerseys last week… "THEY’RE ARE GOING TO A MOTHER F-ING FUNERAL!" Well, unfortunately for you Big Crissy…The same can be said!

 
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